when I was 10 I had a boyfriend on runescape and his name was Xdoomxxlordx and I gave him my password and one day I logged in and he’d left me a message that said “I’m so sorry keely” because he stole everything I owned including all my money and then left me with nothing but a chicken suit
People with a uterus will get about 500 periods in their lifetime. Meaning that you’ll be on your period for a total of around 2500 days. With a loss of about 1440 ounces of blood. Which is approximately how much blood there is in 9 adult human bodies. That, my friend, is some very badass stuff.
So this group of girls in my school are doing secret santa between them all. One of them thought it would be funny to adopt a sloth for the other, thinking she’d get an adoption pack with photos and a certificate and their name on a plaque etc.
So she reads that postage is 90.00 something, she thinks this is 90p. Buys it and reads that it will be delivered to the depot.
Next morning her mum informs her that £9000 has been taken from the credit card. (I say informs, she was probably screaming it in a fit of rage)
Turns out she’s bought her a £9000 sloth which is currently being shipped from an obviously dodgy sloth orphanage in Columbia.
I don’t know how to react.